Halloween

My goal tonight as I drive home is to avoid running over the 3-4 ft. tall penguins, elves, skeletons, and other little critters who are out as candy scavengers. Halloween is a funny night for me. Here is why...
1. I get to see adults dressed all stupid and that makes me laugh.
2. I get to see husbands and wives and/or girlfriends and boyfriends with matching and/or coordinating (Ketchup and Mustard, etc.) costumes and that makes me laugh even more (and slightly nauseated).
3. Scaring the little kids that come to my door makes me happy (sick I know)
4. Listening to "Super Christians" (aka - Pharisees) preach against Halloween causes much laughter and sadness all at the same time.
5. "Testing" Lexi and London's candy to make sure that it is not poisonous or filled with razorblades prove how wonderful of a father that I really am.

Halloween is here my friends. Enjoy it and don't be one of those freaks that gives our that gross stuff in the black and orange wrappers. Nothing is worse than generic brand candy. Buy the real stuff or be made fun of by everyone in your neighborhood for an entire year.