WeatherMan
I have decided that I want to be a weather guy. It appears that it works like this...
1. Walk outside and feel the air temperature.
2. Look at the doppler radar thing.
3. No rain - just tell the temp.
Rain - if it is cold then call it snow. If it is hot - than call it rain.
4. Enjoy the fact that getting the forecast right or wrong is irrelevant.
5. When the economy is slow - predict snow in the south. The economy will immediately take a major jump as every grocery store in town will be invaded by very paranoid and excited people like myself.
1. Walk outside and feel the air temperature.
2. Look at the doppler radar thing.
3. No rain - just tell the temp.
Rain - if it is cold then call it snow. If it is hot - than call it rain.
4. Enjoy the fact that getting the forecast right or wrong is irrelevant.
5. When the economy is slow - predict snow in the south. The economy will immediately take a major jump as every grocery store in town will be invaded by very paranoid and excited people like myself.
posted by J.R. at
12:16 PM
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