Bathrooms and Fried Chicken

Yesterday was my day to make the rounds at the local hospitals visiting people who go to our church, have ever gone to our church, might one day go to our church, and/or are a relative of someone who might fall into one of those categories. Memphis is the hospital capital of the world and as a result I had to drive for 231 years criss-crossing the city trying to get to all of the hospitals on the list. Because I drink so much stinking water (about 100 oz per day - give or take as a I am not a water nazi), I had to go to the bathroom at every hospital I went to. This is a little wierd but I noticed that each hospital has their own "bathroom smell". In case you want to know - here is an update.
Methodist Central - Pretty clean bathroom but it smells like citrus sewage.
Baptist East - Smelled like a kid who had been playing in the mud for 3 days with no shoes.
Methodist Germantown - Smelled like most people's grandmothers. (Not a bad smell - just kinda wierd)
Crosspointe BC- Our bathroom smelled crazy yesterday. I walked in and immediately thought of Fried chicken. I didn't know whether to do what you normally do in the bathroom or just stand there, close my eyes, chew, and pretend that I was eating.

Moral of the story? I think I am going to invent air fresheners that smell like fried chicken. Just a thought.